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Weird Facts

Tiernan Douieb

comedian

Favourite ice cream

 

This is the hardest question in the world. I did get to have a whisky and butterscotch ice cream in Tokyo in 2015 that I still think about most days.

 

Turn Ons

Kindness, ability to laugh at even the darkest of things, being able to tell me to shut up, being able to say you’re wrong about something.

 

Turn Offs

Being a total dick, thinking Gregg Wallace is ok, Nazism, having sticky hands

 

Winter fashions dos and don'ts

Do wear nice warm clothes.

Don’t run around in your pants, your bum will freeze off. Fact.

(I have a favourite beanie hat that I get very excited about wearing in the winter)

Barbara Brownskirt

Poet

Favourite Ice cream

 

Vanilla - ALWAYS, and don't mess with it

 

Turn Ons

 

At the moment - the thought of my bus stop & Judi Dench's small tree she grew from an acorn in a jar.

 

Turn Offs

 

Boring, opinionated men or anyone who shouts down the ladies and non-ladies. 

Especially Donald Trump - luckily my poetry helped burst the orange balloon.

 

Winter fashion dos and don'ts

 

Always keep your hood up, thermal vests which cover your bottom and kidneys, thermal pop socks which don't cut off the blood supply to the knee. Wear your inner rage in your poetry, so it fits just right.

Jethro Bradley

musician,comedian 

Favourite ice cream

All of them. Lock me in the factory with a big spoon and when I'm finished you can knock down a wall and roll me out.

Turn Ons

People who can play a musical instrument or dance are sexy. Certain accent s. Opera. Kubrick films.  Rubber and leather are pretty cool. Not sure I can carry it off though.  I saw Dale Winton walking through Soho in a leather catsuit once and I thought, It's very niche. I reckon I could get away with a biker jacket.

Turn Offs

Shouting. Small talk. Shouted small talk. Remakes of classic films. Most popular culture.

 

Winter Fashions dos and don'ts

Do wear your scarf casually and uselessly tossed over a shoulder like an Etonian schoolboy or Tom Baker in Doctor Who. Don't make a loop and tuck an end through, this is what is known as a twat knot.  Also, do wear thermal underwear when scaling a mountain.  Don't wander round in a shopping precinct in December in shorts... "but I'm hot" Yes and you're leaving yourself nowhere to go.  If your legs are out now you'll be in a thong before April.

Neil Green

International Scrabble player (retired)

Favourite ice cream

Now, vegan Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter & Cookies. Historically, raspberry ripple

Turn Ons

A woman who's not afraid to bring a hot water bottle into the marital bed.

Turn Offs

Seasonal affective disorder.

 

Winter fashions dos and don'ts

DO wear long johns at the football

DON'T leave your gloves on the bus

 

Patrick Keane

Comedian, actor, producer 

Favourite Ice cream

 

Boomchoclatta - Ben and Jerry's

 

Turn Ons

 

Reads books, observes, cares, self love

 

Turn Offs

Tattoos, loudness, ignorance

 

Rebecca Kaplan

Comedian, writer

Favourite ice cream

The vegan chocolate ice cream from Ample Hills or Blue Marble.

 

Turn Ons

Reading is pretty sexy.

Turn Offs

Lack of critical thinking.

 

Winter Fashions dos and don'ts

Do wear a mask and dress warmly.

Don't wear a white faux fur coat until it gets grey and tatty or else people *will* make fun of you, speaking from personal experience.

Jeff Japers

Musician, comedian

Favourite ice cream

Rum and Raisin

Turn Ons

Jazz fussion

 

Turn Offs

Gordon Ramsey

Winter fashions dos and don'ts

Do : Layer up baby it's cold out there

Don't : Onesies - unless you're two

Jenan Younis

Actor, artist, writer, comedian

Favourite Ice cream

 

Bubble gum flavour - you know the one that is neon blue stains your tongue semi permanently and probably radioactive  ..

 

Turn Ons

Stationery? (Especially vintage fountain pens...) oh and don’t get me started on glass dip pens...  caligraphyyyyy 

 

Turn Offs

Spurs supporters, Audi drivers. Beemer drivers too, especially white exterior black leather interior types - RED FLAG SIGNS

Winter fashion dos and don'ts

 

Tweed coat + hoodie + oversized jumper + ungroomed eyebrows 

Noah Britton

Comedian, musician, professor

Favourite ice cream

Light switch.

Turn Ons

Light switch.

Turn Offs

Light switch.

 

Winter Fashions dos and don'ts

Light switch.

Atsuko Okatsuka

Comedian, presenter,

producer

Favourite ice cream

Ben and Jerry's Strawberry cheesecake.

Turn Ons

Confidence.

 

Turn Offs

Confidence without regard for other people.

Winter fashions dos and don'ts

Layer up, don't skimp if it's cold

Dawn Smith

Ex-librarian, fun mum, founding member of

The Weird Nucleus

Favourite Ice cream

 

Pistachio or mint choc chip.

 

Turn Ons

Hair. Being funny. Playing guitar. Political activism. (did 17 year old me write this?!)

 

Turn Offs

Lack of self awareness. Pretension. Being a fucking Tory.

Winter fashion dos and don'ts

 

Layers are your friend. Uniqlo heat tech anything. Scandinavians know their stuff when it comes to winter coats, and who can resist a good beanie or beret?

Don't - Your disgusting fur coat...(see Sophie's badge from the nineties), fast fashion Christmas jumpers.

Sophia Salmassi

Professionally ill, mother of large child, founder of

The Weird Nucleus.

Favourite ice cream

I prefer cheese.

Turn Ons

Busy brains, large northern men. 

Turn Offs

Low energy indie boys with no sense of humour, inability to understand context, magical thinking, lack of self preservation,

inability to pass wind, tense nervous headache, dizziness and nausea.

Winter Fashion dos and don'ts

Don't let anyone tell you what to wear. 

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