Interviews with my favourite comedians (and other distractions).
Favourite ice cream
This is the hardest question in the world. I did get to have a whisky and butterscotch ice cream in Tokyo in 2015 that I still think about most days.
Kindness, ability to laugh at even the darkest of things, being able to tell me to shut up, being able to say you’re wrong about something.
Being a total dick, thinking Gregg Wallace is ok, Nazism, having sticky hands
Winter fashions dos and don'ts
Do wear nice warm clothes.
Don’t run around in your pants, your bum will freeze off. Fact.
(I have a favourite beanie hat that I get very excited about wearing in the winter)
Favourite Ice cream
Vanilla - ALWAYS, and don't mess with it
At the moment - the thought of my bus stop & Judi Dench's small tree she grew from an acorn in a jar.
Boring, opinionated men or anyone who shouts down the ladies and non-ladies.
Especially Donald Trump - luckily my poetry helped burst the orange balloon.
Winter fashion dos and don'ts
Always keep your hood up, thermal vests which cover your bottom and kidneys, thermal pop socks which don't cut off the blood supply to the knee. Wear your inner rage in your poetry, so it fits just right.
Favourite ice cream
All of them. Lock me in the factory with a big spoon and when I'm finished you can knock down a wall and roll me out.
People who can play a musical instrument or dance are sexy. Certain accent s. Opera. Kubrick films. Rubber and leather are pretty cool. Not sure I can carry it off though. I saw Dale Winton walking through Soho in a leather catsuit once and I thought, It's very niche. I reckon I could get away with a biker jacket.
Shouting. Small talk. Shouted small talk. Remakes of classic films. Most popular culture.
Winter Fashions dos and don'ts
Do wear your scarf casually and uselessly tossed over a shoulder like an Etonian schoolboy or Tom Baker in Doctor Who. Don't make a loop and tuck an end through, this is what is known as a twat knot. Also, do wear thermal underwear when scaling a mountain. Don't wander round in a shopping precinct in December in shorts... "but I'm hot" Yes and you're leaving yourself nowhere to go. If your legs are out now you'll be in a thong before April.