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Asperger's Are Us

Updated: Sep 11, 2020

What comedy most inspires you?

Which comedian most inspires you?

Whichever one most closely follows the Archimedian principle.

Which comedian scares the shit out of you because you know you'll never be that good?

The Joker, he’s terrifying.

Why and how did you get into comedy?

Jack’s gambling debt.

What drives you to do what you do?

Today, someone in Indianapolis who is driving us to our show.

Describe your perfect Tuesday.

After Monday, before Wednesday, never Thursday.

Describe your worst experience on a coach.

Ask Jerry Sandusky.

Best sofa you've ever slept on?

Not yours, which I broke the first night.

Best piece of advice a comedian ever gave you?

Quit. (Cliff Burton, 1986.)

Worst piece of advice a critic ever gave you?

Keep going because you’re so inspiring and brave.

Tell us a joke.

Sophia’s kidney.

What's the furthest you've travelled for the least amount of money/open spot?

When Jack went to Istanbul for New Years.

Best chicken you've ever tasted?

Sorry, we can’t talk about this this poul-try again.

On a scale of 1-10 , how hungry are you right now?

13.5 on the pH scale.

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